Last night …
He said: I want to have pancakes for breakfast.
I said: Sounds good!
This morning, I’m making pancakes and singing “hero hero hero hero hero hero” …
He said: So noisy. I’m trying to program in R.
I said: Meh. Okay, I will make pancakes quietly. What are you going to do when we have kids?
He said: I will invest in noise cancelling headphones.
Some time later, I realize we are out of maple syrup …
He said: It’s okay. I like plain pancakes.
I said: In two years, you will say … remember that time you made me eat plain pancakes.
He said: Are you pretending you are in that movie?